What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What did one boob say to the other boob

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Maybe leave out

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Deuteronomy 17

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?